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Marketing agency for

Marketing agency for The South East

From Kent to Oxfordshire, done properly.

We’re ZERO FAFF, a Durham marketing agency helping businesses right across the South East with websites, social media, paid ads, branding, CRM and strategy.

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Web design in the South East

With London next door, the South East has no shortage of competition online.

Your website has to be quick, clear and easy to find, whether your customers are commuters in Surrey, families in the Hampshire villages or visitors on the Kent coast. We build sites around what people actually search for, with proper pages for each service and the towns you cover, so you show up for searches in Reading, Guildford or Canterbury, not just your own postcode. Bookings, quotes or an online shop come built in if you need them, it’s all set up properly for Google from the start, and we can look after it once it’s live.

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Social media management in the South East

From Brighton’s independents to the Thames Valley’s tech firms, there’s no one way to post.

We plan, write and post it all in a voice that suits your business, whether you’re an independent shop in Brighton’s Lanes selling to locals and visitors, or a firm in the Thames Valley selling to other businesses on LinkedIn. That means real photos, posts that answer what customers ask, and a steady rhythm that doesn’t take over your week. We can reply to comments and messages too, so nobody’s left waiting.

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Graphic design & branding in the South East

In a crowded market, a clear brand is how people remember you.

We create logos and brands that hold their own next to much bigger names, from the shop fronts of Tunbridge Wells to the business parks of Milton Keynes. Then we carry them through your signs, vans, uniforms, proposals, menus and social posts, so whether someone meets you in person or online, it’s obviously you. One team does it all, so nothing gets lost between agencies.

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Paid ads in the South East

This close to London, competition for ads is fierce, so every click needs to count.

We run Google, Facebook and Instagram ads aimed tightly at the towns and postcodes you actually serve, and keep a close eye on the searches and audiences that waste money. We write the ads, build pages for them to land on, track every call and form, and show you plainly what each enquiry costs, so you can put more behind what works and switch off what doesn’t.

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CRM setup & integration in the South East

Busy businesses lose enquiries in the gaps.

A good CRM catches every call, form, message and email, answers straight away and tells you who needs chasing today. Professional firms use it to follow up proposals and keep clients in the loop; shops, salons and hospitality use it for bookings, reminders and review requests. We choose the right system for your size and budget, set it up around how you work, connect it to your website and ads, and train your team so it actually gets used.

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Marketing strategy in the South East

Commuter towns, cities and the coast all buy differently.

We look at where your best customers come from, which towns they’re in and what they’re comparing you with, because in the South East there’s usually plenty of choice. Then we write it all down as a plan: who to target, how you’ll stand out, where to spend and what to do first, finishing with a 90-day action plan. We can carry it out for you, or hand it to your team with our support.

02 / Working with us

Marketing that fits the South East

The South East runs from Kent to Oxfordshire and Hampshire: the Thames Valley, the commuter towns around London, Oxford and Milton Keynes, the ports at Southampton and Portsmouth, and the coast from Brighton to Margate. We already work with a business in Newbury.

The South East has no shortage of agencies. What we bring is straight talking, quick replies and marketing that’s judged on what it brings in, not on how busy it looks.

Plain English
Quick replies
One person
Real numbers
03 / How it works

Three steps, and the first is just a chat

01A quick chat

On a video call or the phone, whichever suits you. Tell us about your business and what you need.

02A plan and a fixed price

We come back with what we’d do and what it costs, up front, so there are no surprises.

03We get it done

You can reach us by phone, email or WhatsApp all the way through, and nothing goes live until you’re happy.

04 / Questions

Good questions, straight answers

Do you work with businesses across the South East?

Yes. We work with businesses anywhere in the South East, from Oxford and Reading to Brighton, Kent and Hampshire.

Do you do web design for South East businesses?

Yes. We design and build websites for businesses anywhere in the South East, from Oxford and Reading to Brighton, Kent and Hampshire, with pages for the towns you cover so you’re found by customers nearby, not just in your own postcode. After launch, we can look after it for you, with updates, backups and security handled.

Do you run Google and Facebook ads in the South East?

Yes. We set up and manage Google, Facebook and Instagram ads aimed only at the South East towns and postcodes you serve, with a close eye on costs in a busy market, and you see what each enquiry costs. Our fee is £150 a month for ad spend up to £750, then 20% of your total ad spend, plus a set-up fee that depends on how complex the campaign is.

Isn’t Durham a long way away?

Not in the way that matters. Most of the work happens on video calls, on the phone and on WhatsApp, and we can meet in person when it helps.

How do your prices work?

Everything’s agreed before we start, in plain English. Most jobs are a fixed price. Ads are £150 a month for ad spend up to £750, then 20% of your total ad spend, plus a set-up fee that depends on how complex the campaign is.

How quickly can you get started?

Usually within a week. It starts with a quick chat about where your business is now and where you want it to go.

Wherever you are in the South East

Let’s have a chat.

Tell us a little about your business and we’ll book in a quick chat. No hard sell, zero faff.

Ring us on 07842 897868 or email hello@zerofaff.co.uk