ZERo FaFFSocial mediaDurham · North East

Social media management

Done for you

Posts people stop for. Every week.

We’re ZERO FAFF, a Durham marketing agency. We plan, design, write and post your social media, reply to your comments and show you what it’s bringing in.

01 / How it works

A month
with us

Six steps, every month, and you only have to do one of them: say yes to the plan.

01

Listen

We learn your business, your customers and how you talk, so everything we post sounds like you.

You get a voice and content guide
02

Plan

Every month you get a content plan: what we’ll post, when and why. You approve it in minutes.

You get a monthly content plan
03

Design

Posts, carousels and short reels designed around your brand, so your feed looks like one business, not six.

You get posts and reels designed for you
04

Write

Captions in your voice, with the right hashtags and a reason to get in touch. No jargon, no waffle.

You get captions written for you
05

Post & reply

We post at the times your customers are looking, and reply to comments and messages so nobody’s left waiting.

You get posting and replies handled
06

Report

Each month you get the numbers that matter, in plain English: reach, followers, messages and enquiries.

You get a monthly report that makes sense
07

And again next month

Same rhythm, fresh ideas, and a feed that gets better every month without you lifting a finger.

Let’s get posting
02 / Platforms

Wherever your customers are

We don’t put you everywhere. We put you where your customers actually look. Pick a platform to see how we use it.

Where local customers already are

Facebook is still where most people in the North East find local businesses, read reviews and ask for recommendations. We post the things that get shared and saved: offers, before-and-afters, reviews and the odd bit of behind-the-scenes.

  • Posts, photos and short videos
  • Reviews turned into posts
  • Replies to comments and messages
  • Local groups and events
03 / What you get

Social media off your plate

Most business owners know they should post more. The problem is finding the time, the ideas and the confidence to keep it up, week after week, while running the business.

That’s the job we take off you. We become your social media team: planning, designing, writing, posting and replying, with one person who knows your business and answers your messages the same day.

You keep the final say. We send the plan, you approve it, and we get on with it. Then every month you see exactly what it brought in, with the numbers explained properly.

Monthly plan

A content plan every month, approved by you in minutes.

Posts & reels

Designed for you, in your brand, so your feed looks like one business.

Captions in your voice

Written to sound like you, with hashtags that work and a reason to get in touch.

Posted at the right times

Scheduled for when your customers are actually looking.

Comments & messages

Replied to quickly and politely, so nobody is left hanging.

Real numbers

A monthly report in plain English: reach, followers, messages and enquiries.

04 / Why ZERO FAFF

Why businesses hand us their social media

01It sounds like you

We learn how you talk to customers and write that way. Nobody will guess an agency is behind it.

02One person, not a ticket queue

You get one point of contact who knows your business, answers the same day and can meet you for a coffee.

03Enquiries, not just likes

Every post has a job. We track what turns into messages, calls and bookings, and do more of that.

05 / Where we work

Social media for the North East, and beyond

We’re based in Durham and manage social media for businesses right across the region, and for plenty further afield, by video call. Find your area to see what else we do near you.

06 / Questions

Good questions, straight answers

What does social media management include?

Everything it takes to keep your pages busy and working: a monthly content plan, posts and reels designed for you, captions written in your voice, posting at the right times, replying to comments and messages, and a monthly report in plain English. You approve the plan; we do the rest.

Which platforms do you manage?

Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn and TikTok. We’ll recommend the ones your customers actually use rather than spreading you thin across all of them. For most local businesses that’s Facebook and Instagram; for firms selling to other businesses it’s usually LinkedIn.

Do I need to send you photos and videos?

It helps, and we’ll make it easy: a shared folder and a quick list of what to snap each month. We also design posts and short reels from your brand, your products and your reviews, so your feed stays full even in a quiet month. For bigger shoots we can come to you.

How much does it cost?

It depends on how many platforms, how many posts a month and whether you want reels and replies included. We agree a fixed monthly price in plain English before we start, with no setup fees and no long contract.

Can you take over accounts we already run?

Yes. We tidy up your profiles, keep what’s working and quietly retire what isn’t. Your followers stay yours, the accounts stay in your name, and you can see everything we post before it goes out if you want to.

How quickly will we see results?

You’ll see a sharper, busier feed in the first month. Followers, reach and enquiries build from there, and we show you the numbers every month so you can see it happening. It’s a steady climb, not an overnight jump, and we’ll tell you honestly what to expect.

Need a hand with social?

Let’s get posting.

Tell us a little about your business and where you are with social media, and we’ll book in a quick chat. No hard sell, no faff.

  • Replies the same day, usually
  • No long contracts
  • You approve every plan
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