Marketing agency for businesses
Marketing agency for businesses Anywhere in the UK
Wherever you are, done properly.
We’re ZERO FAFF, a Durham marketing agency helping businesses across the UK with websites, social media, paid ads, branding, CRM and strategy.
Six ways we help businesses across the UK
Web design across the UK
Wherever you are, your customers look for you online first.
We build fast websites around what your customers actually search for, with clear pages for each service and the places you cover. Bookings, quote forms or an online shop are built in if you need them, it’s set up properly for Google from day one, and we can look after it once it’s live, so it keeps working for you.
Graphic design & branding across the UK
Your brand often meets people before you do.
We create logos and brands that make the right first impression, whether customers find you on a high street, at a trade show or on a phone screen, then carry them through everything from vans and signs to proposals and posts, so it all looks like one business.
Paid ads across the UK
You only want to pay to reach people you can actually serve.
Whether that’s one town, a whole region or the whole country, we run Google, Facebook and Instagram ads aimed at the right people, and show you what each enquiry costs.
CRM setup & integration across the UK
Enquiries get lost when you’re busy.
We set up a CRM that catches every enquiry, replies straight away and reminds you who to chase, so quotes get followed up, bookings get confirmed and review requests go out on time. We connect it to your website and ads, and train your team to use it.
Marketing strategy across the UK
Every market is different, and so is every business.
We work out which customers are worth the most to you, where they are and when they’re looking, then write a clear plan, with a 90-day action plan you can actually follow. We can carry it out for you, or alongside your team.
Marketing that fits your business
We’re based in Durham and work with businesses across the North East, Yorkshire, the North West and the South East. Most of the work happens on video calls, on the phone and on WhatsApp, so where you are makes very little difference.
Wherever you are, we start the same way: with your customers, what they’re looking for and what your business needs to bring in. Then we agree a plan and a price before any work starts.
Three steps, and the first is just a chat
On a video call or the phone, whichever suits you. Tell us about your business and what you need.
We come back with what we’d do and what it costs, up front, so there are no surprises.
You can reach us by phone, email or WhatsApp all the way through, and nothing goes live until you’re happy.
Good questions, straight answers
What can you help with?
Websites, social media, branding and graphic design, paid ads, CRM and marketing strategy. You can use us for one of them or all six.
Do you only work in the North East?
No. We’re based in Durham, but we already work with businesses in Yorkshire, the North West and the South East, and we’re happy to hear from anywhere in the UK.
What if there’s no page for my area?
It doesn’t matter. We only make pages for regions where we already have clients, so there’s no page for most of the country yet. Get in touch and we’ll book in a quick chat.
Do you run Google and Facebook ads anywhere in the UK?
Yes. We set up and manage Google, Facebook and Instagram ads aimed at wherever your customers are, and you see what each enquiry costs. Our fee is £150 a month for ad spend up to £750, then 20% of your total ad spend, plus a set-up fee that depends on how complex the campaign is.
How do your prices work?
Everything’s agreed before we start, in plain English. Most jobs are a fixed price. Ads are £150 a month for ad spend up to £750, then 20% of your total ad spend, plus a set-up fee that depends on how complex the campaign is.
How quickly can you get started?
Usually within a week. It starts with a quick chat about where your business is now and where you want it to go.
Anywhere in the UK
Let’s have a chat.
Tell us a little about your business and we’ll book in a quick chat. No hard sell, zero faff.
Ring us on 07842 897868 or email hello@zerofaff.co.uk
Social media management across the UK
A good post sounds like the business behind it.
We plan, write and post it all in a voice that sounds like you, for customers in your town or right across the country. We can reply to the comments too.